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I realise some of you are going to think this is “too soon” but let’s be honest. Princess Diana was overrated.
On the plus side her fame started a cycle wherein she followed fashion and people followed her which resulted, around 1987 when this set with Hannah was shot, of whatever flavour of Lady Di you wanted in Britain. Want 4 foot, ginger, Lady Di type missing a leg? Check your local high-street.
Hannah is what you’d find if you were looking for “Lady Di but significantly hotter”. Though she may never have earned the title “Queen of Hearts” you’d likely forgive Hannah a meaty queef if she ever let you within spunking distance of her fartbox. Hannah’s the kind of lady who’d go to a bar called ‘Charlie’s’ and order a drink called ‘Hannah’s Tiple’ which was added to the menu by the owner in an attempt to get her to have dinner with him. Life is good when you look like Hannah.
She’s got the kind of face that convinces the upper classes they’re genetically superior despite them spawning 1,000 gristly Rees-Moggs for every Cara Delevingne. The fact that she’s firmly knicker’s on in these pictures is just more proof of her sublime sophistication.