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Jean’s clearly emptied more sacks than Father Christmas. In an era when the diet du jour of many slim women was ‘fags’, she looks as if she’s landed from the future bearing gym memberships and protein shakes. What a corker.
You’d be mistaken in thinking she’s half-undressed at the start of this set, but you’d be wrong. This is clearly the full outfit. That hat and cape are all we need to know we’re looking at a proper Christmas cracker (Ed. – you’re fired). Whatever duties she performs in the windowless basement she’s decorating can clearly be adequately fulfilled while wearing thigh-highs and a bustier.
The glory of an actual muff in the saucier pics makes it impossible to deny this is 1995. Part of me wonders whether its length varied seasonally to keep everything optimally toasty. I should do more research…






