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According to porn law the stages of woman are ‘teen’, ‘milf’ and ‘gilf’.
A ‘teen’ is any woman who can be made up to look less than 30, who has small breasts, or who dresses in what men-who-should-be-jailed think young women wear.
A woman becomes a porn MILF the moment she breaks out of those categories. I.e. she refuses to suck a lollipop and wear a crop-top with a cartoon character on it, her breasts appear in any way to have fulfilled natures intention for them, or she develops visible laugh-lines.
GILF is even less scientifically defined, simply being any woman in porn who has any grey hair or who, when naked, doesn’t appear to live at the gym. She can be 29 but if either of the former are true that’s GILF territory.
This is especially confusing given the unusual preponderance of actual 35 year old grandmothers who could pass for teens making scud movies.
Virtue would be a porn GILF and a real-life disaster. A cross-generational underpant disrupter who likely knows moves lost since the burning of the library at Alexandria. There’s nothing more embarrassing than three generations of the same family, sporting visible half erections and competing for the attentions of a woman drinking a cup of warm water with nothing else in it.
She’s truly a steamage dream.
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